We warred and wonLast night we warred against the barbaric tribes of spiders and bugs invading our house. Armed with only the best (well, tried and assumedly true), Bayer Home Pest Control, we saturated the crevices and corners of our home in valiant effort to be rid of the mighty hordes that plagued us. Coughing and sneezings later, we staggered toward bed in extreme tiredness.
This blog post was going to be much cooler, but alas it's late and I forgot the other things I was going to say. I doubt I have much of a readership anymore, but perhaps if you do read, and if you check back over the next few weeks, there will be more worth reading. Thank you, and goodnight.